5 New Features Facebook Needs Immediately

Because Facebook isn’t absurd enough.

I admit I’m one of those Facebook haters. (But I’ve never announced on Facebook that I’m quitting Facebook. Please explain why folks do that?) Yes, I have an account that I log onto about once every 5 years, or whenever I need to check if the local road leading in and out of our small town has flooded yet again. Other than that, I…